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# it automatically detects massive flouncing and thread deletion
and sends a huge electrical surge to the enter key on the culprit's keyboard, causing them to spaz like a dying fish and lose control of their bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# And a flounce news ticker for android.
Hard to keep up to date when you have kids and guests.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i had guests, but they've gone
i'm not crazy enough to have kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# You go crazy
after you have them.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# can i go crazy without having them?
i just don't get kids, they're weird and unpredictable, with a side order of confusingly freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# How would you tell the difference?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# do you not usually have control of your bodily functions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)