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# 1/10/2011 never forgive


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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *misunderstands*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
いくつかのランダムな日本のがらくた
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# How very dare you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# so...
What japes have occured today then?
Is it over? I heard ALL of b3ta and THE ENTIRE UK is now an enemy of her.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# she/he was on earlier but is now smearing our good names across the internets
saying how we all abused she/he
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# And to think that was my gentlest skullfuck yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# it didn't turn nasty till she started threatening people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I have missed all that
and the flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# it all got deleted as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Moggy, I call to thee. Come back here and flounce before me.
Hear the lamentation of my women.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I expect more tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'd be oddly disappointed if this were it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Plus, I'm in the mood for some lamentation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# do you buy Heat magazine?
Im hoping this IS it, because i dont enjoy seeing people go mental and make knobs of themselves in front of braying crowds in public or online. Morbid fascination with people failing is not really a good quality in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Oh no no no no, it's not that.
I just find the board's reaction can be amusing. The breakdown in general is something else.

Shame really, he/she seemed alright until yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I dont enjoy seeing people being overly hostile, sweary or troll-y. Im too nice to be super cunty to someone, unless they were being confrontational or an extreme dick
but i did find it rather amusing how this has become a meme of sorts, what with the whole cut finger / michael ellis thing :-)
Classic b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah, that's the sort of thing I approve of.
I personally can be a right cunt to people, but only if necessary. I don't think this will ever get as bad as that. I mean, this one gives off a bit of a mentally knackered vibe.

But yeah, totally digging the 'unforgiven', cut finger and all that jazz. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ... and the gnashing of your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# thats's fare, I put her/him on ignore days ago, so missed all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hm
Glad i stayed out of it then.

Im surprised that JJ piled on the ridicule too. Does that mean he is no longer her idol, or has it just made things even more complicated?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I think I'mma bail out for the time being now, act as an observer.
Mainly because my head is utterly fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# we need to install a flounce-a-tron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# But what does this device do?
Does it sound an alarm to warn of impending flounce? Automatically redirect flouncers to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I already have a flounce sense
It tingles just behind my penis when a flounce is imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I imagine that to look like a scrunchy encircling your genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It plays dramatic exit music.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Probably the pinnacle of homoerotic 70s album covers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Keyboard cat in the corner of the screen?
I'm still convinced moggy was actually you, but I'm not sure you realise it. Kinda like a Tyler Durden scenario where you make alternate accounts on DA and b3ta without your conscious self knowing...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# If b3ta start making films... Flounce Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it automatically detects massive flouncing and thread deletion
and sends a huge electrical surge to the enter key on the culprit's keyboard, causing them to spaz like a dying fish and lose control of their bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# And a flounce news ticker for android.
Hard to keep up to date when you have kids and guests.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i had guests, but they've gone
i'm not crazy enough to have kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# You go crazy
after you have them.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# can i go crazy without having them?
i just don't get kids, they're weird and unpredictable, with a side order of confusingly freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# How would you tell the difference?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# do you not usually have control of your bodily functions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# yes. yes it will.
for now.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# The best make there is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# To be honest do we know she's actually flounced?
She'll probably be back online again in an hour or so, once it's mid-morning in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i've got the wee mental on ignore
so i don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not putting him/her on ignore... too fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# the repeated deletions were pissing me off
mainly as i was already pissed off by being used by horseflies as an all-you-can-eat buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I think that's stopped for now... to be fair, I don't think they'll be back any time soon.
At least they won't stick around; they'll most likely post one thing then fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# i may take it off ignore, pro tem
but i'm still angry and itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I don't really have much problem with insects over here. Huge spider sat on the window though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# my garden is full of the fuckers
i don't react well to horsefly bites, i've got a scar on my ankle the size and shape of a £2 coin from my last bite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Fucking hell o_o now I see why you hate them. For me, they just fly in front of the telly an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# it's not a good sign
when the nurse at the walk-in centre pokes your oozing leg and says "eeeeewwwwww!", before calling in another nurse to have a look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Ewww, nasty D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I'm with you on this
I find these little episodes highly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Flounceometer
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# *peeks out from under duvet*
oh fuuuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# you're big in japan, pal
but that's not hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# There isn't a single citizen of Japan
that will forgive him.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# RISE UP, JAPANESE WARRIORS!
but not higher than 5ft 3, as that would involve wedge heels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# as a fan of japanese culture, and a regular visitor of the country
i dont think i forgive him either. He is a shame upon ALL OF THE UK.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah
Look what you've done.

You should perform Hare Krishna right now
*hands over sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i think you mean hari kari
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Everytime somebody corrects my intentional Malapropisms
a little bit of me dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# don't worry about it, i'm a bit slow lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# this guy?
www.google.com/search?q=harry+caray
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# yeah, that's him
he's deadly with a steak knife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# swords over hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Uh oh
You're not going to perform Hare Krishna on your finger are you?

Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Where can I buy your t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# This


was requested earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I was thinking of doing this XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha! THIS FOR FRONT PAGE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Aw
come on now.. it isn't that good/bad .
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# :DD
lol that's quite good it is
(Roxon, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# It's only
quick and dirty.. took longer to find a suitqable gif than it did to whack that head in there...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I saw this whole train coming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)