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# That sounds a tad unjust.
Like being moaned at for sleeping through your alarm.

'LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY.'
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# it was more panic, really
she's a bit overprotective of me.
anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Don't let the bog-top bite!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I did faint once while walking forwards
Like the twin towers, I collapsed into my own footprints without the aid of external forces.

No bruises or broken noses.

I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Oh, but it does.
I must remember this lesson next time I spontaneously fall unconscious!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)