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# Asky
What should I use to make nice rounded shapes? I have PS (and Image Ready, etc)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# A potters wheel.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# How very extrude of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Which bits are the steak?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Some of the tits and most of the cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# The base of a can of soup, or Alphabetti Spaghetti or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# MM! nom.
I may get up and eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# bottom of your coffee cup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Haha!
You said 'bottom'!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# yes i did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Yay! Mindpiss!
*hi-sixes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# *tries*
shit, i think i'm missing a finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hey
I like your username
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I'll sort it out tomorrow. Promise.
Got to sleep now, though
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# re: you not twatting head on bog
I definitely didn't faint for the first time ever on Monday morning, channeling 12 stone of unconscious dead weight to floor via nose without the intervention of fall-breaking arms.
So I certainly don't look like a grim Detroit PD mugshot at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# ouch!
fainted myself a couple of days ago. fell sideways off my chair in my mum's kitchen. she nearly shat herself! had to lie on the couch for over and hour before i could even lift my head without feeling dizzy. luckily, i didn't injure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Never considered fainting before, so didn't realise how it works.
You're suddenly unconscious. Meaning:
If you happen to be moving forward at the time, you'll fall forwards with some momentum.
And, being unconscious, you're not going to put your arms out to break your fall.
Just like the 'stepping on a rake' thing, only with rather more force.
Mind you, nothing wakes you up like a sudden broken nose.
Wish it'd been filmed, it would've been hilarious. Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# with me
it was headache, dizziness, then my mum screaming and me on the floor. do you know why you fainted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# That sounds a tad unjust.
Like being moaned at for sleeping through your alarm.

"LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# it was more panic, really
she's a bit overprotective of me.
anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Don't let the bog-top bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I did faint once while walking forwards
Like the twin towers, I collapsed into my own footprints without the aid of external forces.

No bruises or broken noses.

I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Oh, but it does.
I must remember this lesson next time I spontaneously fall unconscious!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# doesnt look too golden to me
but i love the art work. whats inside? text or pretty pictures?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# It's what you'd expect from the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Arf! It's a fine sub-genre of children's literature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Well, if he can't violate Asbolina there I might suggest...

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha! That was my Bible when I were a lad. (I'd rather not say what I was doing with my actual Bible)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# You should post this in reply to anything the MogTroll says
also: Top post!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# This...in a museum...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)
# yes,
yes you do!

one flaw in your "cunning" plan....

"has posted 198 messages on the main board"

if that was TODAY i would think i was in for a shag!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i don't post quite that much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# 197?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# not in one day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# 192?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# i think the most i ever posted in one day was 127
and that was when i was off my tits on slimming tablets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# 189?
(if i keep his up could tip you over 200 tonight)
And also....
Whos your imposter/stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# you'll be lucky
i'm stupidly tired, so i'll be off to bed soon.
as to the stalker, i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# I like him/her
It shows promise!

This month has been the month of the flounce/stalker/newbie troll....

It's kept me smiling, or is that wind?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# a combination of both, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# 196 today now!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# *counts*
75, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Anal........
Is it that time already hun?

Your stalker will be glad he missed this exchange!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
I'm very drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# don't worry about it
i got hammered last night and went on a rant at one of my mates on fb, saying he'd come and help me if he was a real friend. don't remember a thing about it! he told me today!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# It's a lie,
But I hope he enjoys his apologetic blow job!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# trust me, he won't be getting one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# DAMN!
that was me in stealth flounce mode!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# WOO!
Milestone, onto the tenth pint, 2 more to go then the box is done in!

I can go bed a man, flatulent BUT a man!

isn't this what i'm meant to do?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# do you torrenht?@
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
Now I'm more confused than someone confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# yeah!!!
What's that?
*gets more beer*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Where will you buy your beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# 24hr tesco,
2 streets away......
Luckily, I have some in the fridge, the trip was rhetorical to yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# *weeps* I want the _real_ Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# be careful what you ask for.
there used to be a cartoon called 'The Real Ghostbusters' and it was shite!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# although egon's hair was cool
and those lips!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# i can only wish that my hair was that cool :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# i wish mine was that blonde!
it's getting darker as i get older
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# What? The Real Ghostbusters had curly front-noggins!
And was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# meh
:P it was ok. I think I was just a bit old to enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I was 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# *soothes*
i'm here, i'm here. changed my username to something more befitting of hallowe'en, somebody obviously decided to borrow my normal username for a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I need to see you ripping the flesh off a live Turnball first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# can i do it with my tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
Warning, Team! This one may fuck you to death!

*Erm, Simon? Step left....*

not SM
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# I knew it was you, naughty lady. Not least because I always mark my semen with biro.
It takes fucking AGES and you never got back to me about the chromatograph. What in the name of FUCK am I on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# There weren't enough letters for Rhino...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# LOVE THIS!
it took time and thought!

Lots of clicks
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# It was always just a whim away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I don't remember morrisons selling whims!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Well, you wouldn't remember,
would you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I need sitcom wobbles to flash back now
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
After all these years you make me laugh.
Suppose I owe you one now...


Hmm. I'm still a cunt. Maybe it's not the company I keep. Maybe it's the trowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# yay!
Compo it!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Can you go to Morrisons and spell " Lamb's Minge" with the crisps or is this just a Tesco thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# French curves IRL
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_curve

I have a bendy plastic one around here somewhere. In Photoshop you can generate bezier curves with the Pen Tool, but Illustrator is better suited to this kind vector graphics.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# I have various
french curves all over my desk. gathering dust, with my pencils and paint brushes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# I use the PS pen tool and play around with the bezier points.
It's a bit fiddly at first but if you get the hang of using keyboard shortcuts to control the tools it quickly becomes comfortable.
Should probably use Illustrator for that kind of thing but I've never been sufficiently motivated to learn it given that PS is so familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
Ask Me About Super Spring Collections
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I usually make an Audi reference, but as you're so keen on springs


What about your spring collection?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)
# afrirican
and evocative
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Live Trace in Illustrator CS2 up
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# it just depends on the path-fitting and corner angle parameters
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Yeah but that looks like shit doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# A lathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)