that's MUCH better!i love that film for its goldblum content, but that fucking dinosaur snotted all over that kid :(
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Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14,
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the MOST irritating moment in cinema historyhas to be where Lex is busy 'hacking' while Alan and Ellie are holding back the door to stop the raptors getting through, and Timmeh is just slapping the back of Lex's chair instead of fetching the shotgun for one of the grown-ups.
Gah, I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
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Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:20,
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Gah, I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
they should have fed him to the raptorsthat would have bought them some time
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Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22,
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It's also really stupid at the end, when the T-Rex bursts in and picks off the first raptorand the second raptor attacks the T-Rex. "Yes, I'll give up chasing these defenceless humans and have a go at this thing twenty times bigger than me that's just eaten my mate"
Deus Rex Machina.
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Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:29,
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that's why they died outthey were fucking idiots.
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