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# Sucks :( I've got to get this project done by this time next week, and it's just not going anywhere right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I could trump you with my tales of woe
Seems I have the sadim touch at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I can't say I've put my sadim touch into practice as of late.
Unless you count yesterday, when I trolled a female friend trying to turn into a guy.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I'm intrigued.
How is she 'trying to turn into a guy' ?
Also, please describe the trolling in lurid detail.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hair cut short, drawing facial hair... I know some strange people.
Keeps claiming she has a dick, and says anyone who says otherwise is blocked on FB, like she expects us to roll with the fact she's completely fucking mental.

"But you haven't even got a dick" I said.

I didn't say it was exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Drawing facial hair - brilliant.
Have you seen the episode of Beavis and Butthead where they cut bits of their hair off and stick it to their faces?
You should suggest she tries that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha! Forgot about that :D
It really must hit home when a plan from Beavis and Butthead trumps one of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
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she might just keep one in the fridge for emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Uhhh...
*puts on chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
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Although she may have an inspired idea.
Before going through painful, irreversible surgery, try cheap, wash off alternatives and see if you like it first.
I mean, if you don't like the biro facial hair you just wash it off, hormone treatment may require more effort to back out of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# She claims she's taking hormones, but if that were the case she'd have REAL facial hair by now.
She's all talk, I'm surprised she's made an effort this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
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you could always get her some of these
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Pink moustaches?
Sounds like a pet-name for something very different indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)