indeedstupid from beginning to end
I recently had a security guard accost me in a local centre for wheeling by bike through it. He asked me if I realised that bikes weren't allowed, I said I wasn't riding it, he said it doesn't matter. I said there are shops in here that sell bikes, he said that was different. I said my wheeled bike is no different to a shopping trolley, he said it didn't matter. I said my bike isn't safe enough locked up outside as I had a package strapped to it. He said it was their policy. I said their policy was stupid. He didn't respond. I said I'd leave when was ready. He called my a cunt. I kicked him in the balls, he yelled for his mother. I comforted him and he stopped crying. We started kissing. We kissed some more. We agreed to meet up later behind the Biffa bins. His name is Keith. We are now happily married with 3 children.
(I recently had a security guard accost me in a local centre for wheeling by bike through it. He asked me if I realised that bikes weren't allowed, I said I wasn't riding it, he said it doesn't matter. I said there are shops in here that sell bikes, he said that was different. I said my wheeled bike is no different to a shopping trolley, he said it didn't matter. I said my bike isn't safe enough locked up outside as I had a package strapped to it. He said it was their policy. I said their policy was stupid. He didn't respond. I said I'd leave when was ready. He called my a cunt. I kicked him in the balls, he yelled for his mother. I comforted him and he stopped crying. We started kissing. We kissed some more. We agreed to meet up later behind the Biffa bins. His name is Keith. We are now happily married with 3 children.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:30,
archived)