Nor do things that could swim or drown though...
And the RNLI are renowned for their tall tales of sea beasts
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:24,
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lying bastards!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:25,
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