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# i knew he wasn't a virgin!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# well and truely touched for the first time
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# wouldn't. either of them.
not even with someone else's shitty stick.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Have you had your operation yet?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# no :(
i got there at 7.30 this morning, had my bloodwork done, saw the anaesthetist, then the surgeon came to speak to me. seems my surgeon is ill and this one didn't feel "comfortable" doing my op, as it was going to lead to a much bigger op and he felt my proper surgeon should do it.
so the fuckers sent me home.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Cunts :(
I'll do it if you want. You can just give me a brief description of what you want cutting out and I'll come round with the tools.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# you'd need a very thin camera
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Damn you
I was going to say, 'Trying to take his cherry.'
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# a thing of that size
would probably take his cherry on every single go
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# she could take the whole sundae
without it touching the sides
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)