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# It's the reason Christians can eat shrimp and wear clothes made of two different fabrics
When Jesus ate his food with shitty hands, he was illustrating that they didn't have to follow the rules of Leviticus any more*, even those that may seem sensible, like washing your hands before you eat. He said it doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, because it will be 'purified' by the stomach. This from someone whose dad invented germs and disease.

*except, apparently, the one about gayness
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# thus demonstrating
that he was just making up that shit as he was going along :)

oh wait...
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# No, seriously, I base my life on the example of the man who ate his food with shitty hands
If Jesus said it's fine it must be fine
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# he did have a beard
so he was probably right.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)