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[challenge entry] I love Bible Studies, me

Should probably mention you can click for the Bible verse :)

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# explain the parable to us
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# let the collective ass of b3ta explain it.
and lo, one day there was a small boy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# and meme picture begat meme picture
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# meme picture is what separates humans and robots from animals and robot animals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# It's the reason Christians can eat shrimp and wear clothes made of two different fabrics
When Jesus ate his food with shitty hands, he was illustrating that they didn't have to follow the rules of Leviticus any more*, even those that may seem sensible, like washing your hands before you eat. He said it doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, because it will be "purified" by the stomach. This from someone whose dad invented germs and disease.

*except, apparently, the one about gayness
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# thus demonstrating
that he was just making up that shit as he was going along :)

oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# No, seriously, I base my life on the example of the man who ate his food with shitty hands
If Jesus said it's fine it must be fine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# he did have a beard
so he was probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I shall try
Faith is exempt from standards of hygiene, other than mysticism such as Halal, kashrut , or any other such spiritual bollocks

And why is hygiene necessary in the first place? Surely God is cool in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# this makes me think that god is an extreme performance artist
who walks around naked covered in his own shit smiting stuff at random because HE FUCKING CAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# HE FUCKING CAN
HE CREATED THE FUCKING COSMOS MAN, this is a guy who has cheated death

Quite possibly because he created it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# that's just being BADASS innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yes he would
then he would probably go to a massive rave and get off his fucking nut
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# He's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ripped to the tits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# 0_o
Or more to the point ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] good read
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth!
What would jesus do... Suck you off like a cheap whore
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
nice interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus on da cross
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Jesus would rename Chekov!
Me too it's a stupid made up name.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Jesus do? He'd look fruit loops crazy!


The Bible? Didn't L. Ron Hubbard write that?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# heheh - I'm glad Jesus
isn't my line manager...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)