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# what's jesus doing?
just hangin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Stop it,
You'll make him cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# he's already tense
always biting his nails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# It was bloody hard work sticking him back up there.
He wooden dare try and get back down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# if he gets nailed up any more
he'll just get increasingly hole-y
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Like Swiss cheese (us).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hallowed brie thy name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# *Googles in a hurry* Umm... Edam and Eve?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# wel, if that's as gouda as you can do....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# We're all going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# i assumed as much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# It's all gone very religious very quickly around here
I'm surprised just how fast such a bunch of atheists could be turned.

I might suggest 'What Would The Anti-Christ Do?' followed by 'What Would Richard Dawkins Do?" just to maintain the Status Quo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# if my family is to be believed
the antichrist will be spending the evening sat at her computer, drinking cheap wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I hope your reply to that would be to spin your head 360 degrees and puke green pea soup at them!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i'm not wasting my homemade soup
and it's pea and ham, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I haven't gotten round to my picture yet; I'll see if I can squeak it in tonight.
There WILL be an Athe-jism of monstrous proportions. -w-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Um, so that's news to you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It's not his fault he's just very bad at Ikea DIY kits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Worse carpenter ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# You're forgetting Karen
She was quite good at one bit but her talents thinned out near the end...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# joseph must have been so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# "Mary fetch the claw-hammer, love. Jesus has nailed himself to the sideboard again!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha!
i am picturing this in my mind and it pleases me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# What we're looking at up there should be a wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)