I think I broke the boardI also need to go to bed, to listen for the cockroaches and the caterpillars and the earwigs that crawl into your nostrils at night to lay eggs but these aren't earwig eggs they're conduits for the harbingers of the ancient one dark and distant and lofty and cruel he was banished before the first apemen peered fearfully at the growing vistas of savannah that consumed their homes but he loves us oh he loves us and he sends his creatures to bring us his love the barbs and the lies and the dripping spatter of viscous tarlike pleasure exuding from his glistening glans lethally toxic and excruciatingly deadly and you'll feel his hands dig into your sides as he grasps on and pushes himself in and you'll puncture, your skin rupturing blood pumping in startled scarlet fountains and his claws filthy and slimed with the excrement of aeons locked under, his claws they'll tear at your flesh as the barbs shred your insides and he'll pump and burst fire into you and you'll wish to die but he loves us and lies and keeps us alive and he lies and he lies and he lies
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boris the spider,
Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:27,
archived)