You seeGod is like everywhere, man, and when God decides to do something sometimes He comes down to Earth as this old naked guy with a big beard like he was in Eden, and sometimes He decides he wants to be a pillar of ash for reasons only He can explain. Other times He wants to be a man so He becomes His own father and sacrifices Himself to Himself for shits and giggles, and sometimes He's this kind of whacky Holy Poltergeist. He's also really forgetful so after He decided in a fit of genocidal pique to wipe out all life on Earth because men were talking a bit loudly, and then regretted it in the morning when the hangover cleared up, He set the rainbow in the sky to remind Himself not to do it again.
Remember, kids, any time you see a rainbow it's God desperately reminding Himself not to KILL YOU YOU FUCKING SINFUL SHIT.
(Remember, kids, any time you see a rainbow it's God desperately reminding Himself not to KILL YOU YOU FUCKING SINFUL SHIT.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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