If there were an update toLeviticus (which it sorely needs), I would advocate a ban on Pot Noodles - they ming.
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splorp ®,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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They're probably also the cause of a lot of malnutrition in this worldThe New Testament also needs to remove the ban on wearing clothes made from two types of thread. That's really tough in this day and age. It should be replaced with a ban on, I dunno, cravattes.
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boris the spider,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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