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# I haven't seen either of those but probably should have.
In my defence, I do wank a lot so, you know...priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Pfft
It is hard to pay attention to subtitles with double vision. No wonder the Channel 4 triangle thing didn't last long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# channel 4 triangle?
where tv shows inexplicably disappear?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# No you're thinking of channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# No no, that's not TV shows, that's brain cells.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# But where else would Steven Seagal peddle his wares.
Have you no HUMANISM! Poor Steve. At least let him think people are watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# The day he can get through a line without having his failing fat encrusted heart giving him wind, I'll listen.
Also, I noticed that too. Why is it always Seagal films on 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a lovely image.
"Steve, we need you to do a forward flip followed by a roundhouse kick"
"Ok, can you pull my finger first" *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
"Fuck it where's the stunt double?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I'm almost certain he has stunt doubles just for walking now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)