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# mate of mine used to have an alsatian..
we had to leave the room when it farted.....decided I didn't want a dog after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# The farts are nothing compared to the sheer trauma induced by scooping their poo
*shivers with memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# when i heard about anal glands
any thoughts of getting a dog went right out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Haha
ew.
Edit: Have you not been snipped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# i prefer smaller animals
that are fine if you forget to feed them occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Like midgets?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# no, like spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# no, not yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Booo
Odd question, but... if you could take a celebrity into the theatre with you (or have a famous surgeon), whom would it be? I think I would choose Bob Holness and Bill Bailey. "Can I have a clamp please, Bob?"
"What 'clamp' is used to hold heavy items onto flat surfaces?"
*Gets guitar out and sings* "Er...G?"
"Correct!" etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hmmm
i'd gor for jeff goldblum and bill bailey. bailey is a loon and goldblum can tinker with my internals any time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Someone ought to 'shop that....
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)