Only a fool would waken the beast!Once my friend who was fond of the dark thrashed his sitting room when his parents took away the lead to the megadrive.
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Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46,
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It's best to put a cage around them first they won't notice once engaged in Grand Turismo 3 or such like you can actually build the entire thing and they won't realise then with a large gripping pole you can pull the lead out and then stand well back it may take a few days or weeks months maybe... feed them on McDonalds at first to ease the transition eventually they may become calm enough to be let out.
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Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00,
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His parentsquelled his anger with the mighty wooden spoon of the kitchen.
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Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03,
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You mean they threatened him with Gregg Wallace from Master Chef?They do realise this breaks with the Geneva Convention on Human Rights!
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Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:09,
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