EMERGENCY PROCEDURE!Look around you, there will liekly be a window and/or a door
found one? ok. Open it. What do you see? If you see a large blue/white expanse above, then you have found the sky. Bonus points for finding trees, grass, waterfalls.
If you see a large white expanse that contains fire sprinklers, then you have merely found a corridor, go down the corridor and repeat until you find the sky.
This is called 'outdoors' - can you say 'outdoors'? that's right, 'outdoors'
Now you have found outdoors, go toward the outdoors and stay there a while
the feeling of panic will subside and you will remember who you are and what it is you had planned to do today.
(found one? ok. Open it. What do you see? If you see a large blue/white expanse above, then you have found the sky. Bonus points for finding trees, grass, waterfalls.
If you see a large white expanse that contains fire sprinklers, then you have merely found a corridor, go down the corridor and repeat until you find the sky.
This is called 'outdoors' - can you say 'outdoors'? that's right, 'outdoors'
Now you have found outdoors, go toward the outdoors and stay there a while
the feeling of panic will subside and you will remember who you are and what it is you had planned to do today.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52,
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No time to read all that!Some maniac has been posting links to incredibly annoying games and us feeble minded idiots have to keep playing till we finish them or get fired!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00,
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That is where you fail.I got fired first and now I have plenty of time to suck at incredibly annoying games.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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My hero!*kneels before Zod*
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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