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# i always seem to pull complete wankers
which is how i earned the nickname 'mong magnet'
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# Most of the girls I've pulled seemed to be rebound shags to an extent.
It's been... fucking hell... ages since I had a proper relationship.
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# last long-term relationship i had
ended about 5 years ago. 12 long years of wishing he wouldn't decide to go for a crap when i was in the bath :(
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# I think mine was about a year and a half ago.
and lasted (wait for it) three weeks. I still talk to her and all that, even though she's been fertilized by some Londoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# haven't seen him since last new year
when i almost made the mistake of kissing him. took me long enough to get rid of him the first time!
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# I recently met up with her; last weekend infact.
I severely doubt there's any chance we'd get back together. Besides, more fish in the sea and all that bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Quit flirting, you two, and go meet up!
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# there's always my christmas bash!
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# *checks calendar* that'd be pretty good :) I'd have to get back to you on that one though, money and that.
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# okey doke, plenty of time yet
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