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# that's the problem with having a massive family
they're always doing something that needs commemorating with booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I guess there's no problem with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# next week
i shall be swerving my aunt's 60th birthday party to go to the wedding of my sister-in-law's eldest. this is because my cousin is an unstable ball of mental fury and spite, who has developed a hatred of me that i find quite refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Mm, does sounds rather dodgy... if I had to choose, I'd go to the wedding too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# i've learned from another relative
that if i go to the birthday party, bitch cousin will refuse to go and will not let her son, the birthday girl's only grandchild, go to the party either. she's using this same tactic to get quite a few people uninvited. that's going to be a very quiet party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Fucking hell, that sounds dire.
Doesn't sound like it'd be nearly as good as the wedding, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# yep
plus, i'll get a lift home from the wedding, too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Nicely, so you can get as pissed as you want :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# that's the plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)