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# Is that because you have a fantastically hairy bott-bott & having his face tattooed there is the best use of it?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It's so that every time I take a seat, I'm sitting on his face.
It's dead romantic.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# My favourite chat up line from my friend is "as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"
It never works but it does make me laugh
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)