did you do the Glaswegian ostrich trying to make an omelette?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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I tried.But it got glassed while trying to buy eggs.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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