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# who do you think started the soup wars?
WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT CHUNKY VEGETABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# That's what Planet Fish Knife said
And look at them now. LOOK AT THEM NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
# i look at them regularly
they won't piss me off again, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Oh, OK

Also, I need something to draw. Anything of artistic interest on your planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)
# there are always the water mice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:21, archived)
# what do they look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# they're hard to spot
but they have glistening green wings like a dragonfly and their sparkly mauve fur is waterproofed. they have snorkel-noses, which make them resemble the star-nosed mole somewhat. their tails are longer than those of normal mice and have flattened ends which are pierced. unfortunately, this has led to them being hunted almost to extinction and used as air fresheners.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I'll see if I can find one...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)