...wandering around through spoon's jungle continent, past the luminous plants, drinking booze, looking at the big titted women. oh yeah.
(Mr. OlearyMAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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can't get youtube
but if you're going drunkenly through the jungle, you should be listening to the lion sleeps tonight by tight fit.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:48,
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an african swallow?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:52,
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I have a question.....
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:49,
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what is it?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:52,
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WHERE ARE THE BLOODY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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fish are sooooo last week
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:19,
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Does Keanu Reeves recognise that this is Planet Spoon?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:51,
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he has denied the existence of Spoon
since we changed the anthem from a song that was on the bill and ted's bogus journey soundtrack
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:53,
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What about Planet Spork?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:54,
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who do you think started the soup wars?
WE WILL NEVER ACCEPT CHUNKY VEGETABLE!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:56,
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That's what Planet Fish Knife said
And look at them now. LOOK AT THEM NOW.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:58,
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i look at them regularly
they won't piss me off again, the cunts
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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Oh, OK
Also, I need something to draw. Anything of artistic interest on your planet?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:00,
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there are always the water mice
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:21,
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what do they look like?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:23,
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they're hard to spot
but they have glistening green wings like a dragonfly and their sparkly mauve fur is waterproofed. they have snorkel-noses, which make them resemble the star-nosed mole somewhat. their tails are longer than those of normal mice and have flattened ends which are pierced. unfortunately, this has led to them being hunted almost to extinction and used as air fresheners.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:26,
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I'll see if I can find one...
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:29,
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Does your planet love to jump rope?
Also, I was going to 'shop a similar planet with a "No Vacancy" sign. But I don't know how to do it, and will therefore miss the weekly compo.
Nice stars.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:54,
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jumping rope is a popular pastime among Spoon's more athletic men
and the stars are nice, aren't they?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:58,
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How many questions about your planet do you think it will take,
Before you get bored of ansering questions about your planet?
I shall try to guess what your reply is while I am at the shop, and see if my guess was right when I get back....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:02,
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i don't know
but i'm off to get a shower at about 8.45
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:03,
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You'll never get to go to the academy and learn the force and stuff with an attitude like that ;-0
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:06,
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but i'll be nice and clean
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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Mmmmmm clean, clean you say? what know you of clean? for nine hundred years I'v been clean...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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i bet it takes ages to clean between those green wrinkles
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:29,
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I only need to know one thing: where the dirt is...
Is yours gonna be a standup fight, Miss, or another bughunt?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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i don't know
but a xenomorph may be involved. now i go shower.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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Rub'a'dub..................
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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Where is Planet Spoon?
It doesn't appear on any known astro-navigational charts
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:16,
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Not at all, we wish only to live in peace and harmony with the inhabitants of Planet Spoon
and we promise not to enslave them and make them work in mattress processing facilities. Absolutely. We don't do that sort of thing.
Incidentally, got a hypothetical question. How big a spaceship do you think would be needed to lift your planet's gold reserves? Just asking, no reason.