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# aaah.....was tempted to get the kids one when they were young
then thought better of it....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# my little lad can't wait to get onto a pw50 or similar
he's only three.
i've had to change his first rear tyre today because of his skidding everywhere.
i feel the moment of being a proper dad has arrived
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# you weren't a proper dad before?
what were you, a mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I bet he had big mam tits too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Like the double lactating fountains of the ancients!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# i don't like ancient lactate
it smells cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# it's just of the things i remember getting my dad to do for me when i was young.
and now i'm doing it for my little boy

i'm the full time carer for him too, so sometimes i feel like the mum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *resists temptation*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# *tempts*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# get thee behind me!
i'm on my best behaviour today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# *tempts with chocolates/alcohol/whatever works*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# i've just had chocolate
and there will be alcohol aplenty at 4 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# but, it's a school night!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# blame my uncle
it's his funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)