apparently, my mate told me about the christening ages ago
on the night i drunkenly attempted to row a bathtub across her kitchen floor.
yeah, like i was going to remember!
fortunately, i've managed to borrow a lovely designer dress off my cousin.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:21,
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Ah the bathtub incident - I remember your illustration
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:57,
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you could see by that
how utterly wasted i was that night. i doubt i could have remembered my own name
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59,
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