Stalin: I can't come in to work today...
...I've strained my moustache.
Party Apparatchik: Really?
Stalin: Yeah. It's fucking agony.
PA: Well, best take it easy. Have a cup of tea.
Stalin: Yeh. Good plan.
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MisterPunch did it that way on,
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