The bloke in the other pic doesn't half have a strangely-positioned penis.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:21,
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becoz it is not a penis, but a trouser snake
EDIT: there was another witty retort above mine, and now it is gone :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:25,
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