Respect the goats. Here is a true story- once upon a time I lived next door to someone who had a really huge goat. And one day that goat decided to come into my house. At first I laughed. But then I discovered that goats are tough little fuckers. I couldn't budge him. So he hung out until he decided to leave. Later I felt guilty for not being a better friend while he was there. He probably thought all humans were impatient. The end.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
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