You wereUnfortunately you suggested that while being reincarnated as a dildo sounds like a good thing there's always the risk, no matter how slim, of being reincarnated as Camilla's dildo - which would probably lead to a suicide situation.
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boris the spider,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:07,
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That looks like a natural result of this scenario
although shorn of context that just looks like a picture of some (badly shopped) old guy with his hand up a cow's jacksy
boris the spider,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:20,
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Shorn of context, the shoes Bear Grylls wore to meet the queenremind me of something similar
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26,
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would those bethe shoes he claimed to have made himself after chasing down the cow, killing it, skinning it and curing its hide, only for channel 4 to later admit that he bought them from a branch of clark's?
( boris the spider,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:32,
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i reckon he hunted down and killed different coloured animals to dye them as well(
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:35,
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EurghAnd I dread to think how many lesser-spotted crimson tadwhistles were murdered to make those horrible shoes.
( boris the spider,
Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:39,
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