Here's a thought - is it a valid defence against shoplifting
If the thing in the shop is clearly marked and described as a 'gift'?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:30,
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Tricky.
Especially if it has a price tag on it as well. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:34,
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Throw a little strop and turn over all the tables?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:35,
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Now you're talking.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:38,
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Exactly!
Create a diversion while his disciples loot the shelves. And people say the bible isn't relevant.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:38,
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he's fucking useless...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:41,
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It's a miracle!
He can convert English ales into Australian lager using only the power of two kidneys.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:43,
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fnar!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:45,
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