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# I just booked some tickets for Cinderella for me and my daughter...
You've got to worry when one of the 'stars' has just 3 things listed, one of those being an appearance on 'come dine with me'
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Psh! What were the other two? Extras?
I can see it now; 'Appeared in Casualty as "Patient".'
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Worse...
Brookside and the games!
£14 each for this drek! there's not even a nice piece of totty in it, the biggest selling point is "live ponies on stage" so i'm going to spend 2 hours preying for a big shit and one of the cast members falling face first off the stage.
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Fuck me, that's dire!
Ah well, we can only hope one of them ends up faceplanting in a pile of freshly laid horse shite.
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)