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# On patrol, or off to war?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# sometimes you just gotta jerk off
am i right??
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# indeed.
Hey, you might know the answer to this. When my shrink asks how often I jerk it, how should I answer it? ...or should I just run my fingers through his hair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# The correct answer to this question is chocolate custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# answer it whilst you're naked and standing on your head with both legs spread apart. Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ask him how often he jerks it
then look at him inquisitively for the rest of the session like he answered you incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Make war, not love
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# "crap artwork teim" ?
if you painted this it's far from crap...superbly done...even though there seems an excess of reflection in the foreground
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Not painted... rendered in Cinema 4D.
I'll tone the sea/water reflection down. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 27 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)