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# sometimes you just gotta jerk off
am i right??
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# indeed.
Hey, you might know the answer to this. When my shrink asks how often I jerk it, how should I answer it? ...or should I just run my fingers through his hair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# The correct answer to this question is chocolate custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# answer it whilst you're naked and standing on your head with both legs spread apart. Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ask him how often he jerks it
then look at him inquisitively for the rest of the session like he answered you incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)