haha
I can't wait to read their tweets once they reach that age (and weight).
WE HURT OURSELVES EATING PLEASE SEND A FORKLIFT
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:18,
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And they'll be appearing on the 2030 version of I'm a Celebrity, organizing church fetes and doing birthday parties.
Or alternatively they'll just fade away into obscurity, and everyone will be like "Who the fuck were Jedward anyway?"
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:21,
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Then one of them topples over and the other one eats him.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:28,
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And then the surviving one dies out because one can't cope without the other, ying and yang and all that shit.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:35,
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..and the cycle of life is complete
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:58,
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It's like the McGuire twins all over again
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:37,
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