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# As they get older it's just going to get more sinister!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Elliott from E.T, on the other hand, bulked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Something up with Thatcher and Howe too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
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(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Lee Harvey Gnopwald.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Anyone remember the FOOMF? Reverse gnops :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# FOOMF? S'a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I thought a reverse Gnops was a Spong
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Well yeah, kind of...
A foomf is where the face stays the same size but the head gets bigger. I think Dr When started it, years ago
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I'm gonna have to have a go at this later on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Sounds entirely do-able :)
*fires up photoshop*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I never knew Jamie Oliver was in them...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# That busy chatting, I just did this and forgot to post it..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on the right....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Best hope thet don't go bald as they age!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I was thinking of balding them,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I watched them for the first time just to see how bad they were after Maiden mentioned it...
Don't know about balding them, I wanted to scalp them!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Anyone who tries to look like an Iced Gem, let alone their twin brother, deserves a ruddy good scalping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I thought I might hate them because I'm too old....
But if you hate them too, it can't be an age thing...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# My younger siblings hate them too.
To be fair, I can't see how anybody can tolerate, let alone like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# It completly baffles me, but someone must like them or they would get employed to appear
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# It's a paradox that has been exercised before *cough*JadeGoody*cough*.
But hey-ho, I guess there's at least ONE person out there who likes watching two shrieking cumstains make absolute twunts out of themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I must admit though...
I find most presenters and celebs on TV iritating!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Most TV celebs, especially reality TV celebs, are well-known mainly because people hate them.
The only celebrities I really have respect for are people that actually worked for their fame, and didn't have to rely on some shitty TV show or scandal to earn a status.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I'm just glad I have no interest in them ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I was in my local with a mate having a few quiet pints...
Some program about them came on and we told the barmaid if she didn't turn it over we were going to another pub.

Also: is it just me or do they sound exactly like Terrence and Philip from South Park?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Haha.. that would certainly spoil a nice beer..! Dam now I fancy beer myself!
I'd only ever seen them on previews for their shows, and I just thought "How iritating"!

Then Maiden was saying how bad they acted on Alan Carr chatty man which I also hate, but watched the repete out of curiosity just to find out.

And yes they do sound like T&P! they should run round farting in each others faces..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Jedward will never be able to do this justice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteSl8amR5o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Haha, you bastard! now I'm going to be singing that for the rest of the night...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:32, archived)
# You're welcome! :D Now to look for the whole film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I can never tell them apart, which one buggered Michael Portillo?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# awesome fuck
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# BRISTLY FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# FUCKWARD
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# FILENAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# FUCKNAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWARD

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Fucking fucked...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# The Blubber Boyz?
I'd force them to listen to this
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Fedward!
:)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav
'sup, dawg?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Yo K-Mart
I'm Christmassed out. Can't wait for this shitty year to end and the next shitty year to start.

How's you dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# haha
I can't wait to read their tweets once they reach that age (and weight).
WE HURT OURSELVES EATING PLEASE SEND A FORKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# And they'll be appearing on the 2030 version of I'm a Celebrity, organizing church fetes and doing birthday parties.
Or alternatively they'll just fade away into obscurity, and everyone will be like "Who the fuck were Jedward anyway?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Then one of them topples over and the other one eats him.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:28, archived)
# And then the surviving one dies out because one can't cope without the other, ying and yang and all that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# ..and the cycle of life is complete
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:58, archived)
# It's like the McGuire twins all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Joel?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)