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# Story: There's Hitler and a nun and a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Let me write a little script for you:
Bear (to Hitler): I hear Japanese people like their watermelons square.
Hitler: This makes perfect! sense!
Nun puts her breasts in plant pots, or something else square, I am not good at punchlines.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I think I saw that Manga!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Bear: It is impossible to lick your own elbow
Hitler: I know ziz! Why do you think I have a nun with me at all times?! LICKE MEINEN ELBOWGENS!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# btw...The nun's name is Maria...and I decided to name the bear 'Bromfield'.
edit:...No!... 'Brownfield'....yeah that's it! Brownfield Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Bromfield is a sweet name
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# O.K., I'll call him Bromfield then.
Bromfield Bear! ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)