Well, what you do is,you walk up to someone and say 'yay!', and then they say 'woo!' and then you say 'who are you then?' and they say 'Dr. Phil Kitten' (for example) and then you say 'no way! wow! You're even lovelier than I could've imagined!' and then they say 'yes, and you are?' and you say 'I'm Jim Pooley' and they say 'cool, good to see you made it!' and then you drink 'till your head falls off.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 22 May 2002, 12:30,
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if your head is still hanging by your spinal cord...post strongrooms there's a kebabery just 2 mins away up hackney rd (opp columbia rd)- all night pop n £3 duty free tarbies. just ask nicely at the end of the counter. i always find a bottle of brandy and a few stellas finishes me off. either that or you could join the shitterati at the watermark. have a lovely evening all.
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Wed 22 May 2002, 13:26,
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