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- a member for 22 years, 8 months and 28 days
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Yo yo yo BITCH! Where be my line-fresh tuna? I ain't eating no dried up sheeeeeyit!
(Fri 5th Dec 2003, 16:56, More)
(Fri 5th Dec 2003, 16:56, More)
That's why they're always snuffling, you see -
they've got hayfever!
(Wed 12th Nov 2003, 21:41, More)
they've got hayfever!
(Wed 12th Nov 2003, 21:41, More)
Doobie doobie doo...
Click for guaranteed embiggenification!
[edit]Arse, you wouldn't see his shorts in the reflection from that angle... ARSE.
[edit2] like this.
(Wed 29th Oct 2003, 22:26, More)
Click for guaranteed embiggenification!
[edit]Arse, you wouldn't see his shorts in the reflection from that angle... ARSE.
[edit2] like this.
(Wed 29th Oct 2003, 22:26, More)
YES, DARLING, you were wonderful. Be a sweetie and get me another Vittel please, darling?
(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 23:18, More)
(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 23:18, More)
Can I post this here?
I just made it for my profile in 4rthur, and it's turned out rather well I thought...
(Fri 5th Sep 2003, 22:00, More)
I just made it for my profile in 4rthur, and it's turned out rather well I thought...
(Fri 5th Sep 2003, 22:00, More)
It occured to Dave that his Blind Date had "nipped to the loo" 3 hours ago
...and it was now closing time.
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(Sun 31st Aug 2003, 23:13, More)
...and it was now closing time.
Click for embiggenication.
(Sun 31st Aug 2003, 23:13, More)
I don't LIKE that pair, get me ANOTHER one. A NICE ONE.
Click for biggitinessity
(Tue 5th Aug 2003, 21:24, More)
Click for biggitinessity
(Tue 5th Aug 2003, 21:24, More)
It was a lovely party, but Jill just couldn't enjoy it properly.
...she kept thinking she hadn't quite got the hang of this fancy dress lark.
(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 23:13, More)
...she kept thinking she hadn't quite got the hang of this fancy dress lark.
(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 23:13, More)
They're all the rage you know.
Appologies to any Japanese speakers for the horribly babelfished slogans.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 14:59, More)
Appologies to any Japanese speakers for the horribly babelfished slogans.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 14:59, More)
Josephine was so happy to hear about Bananaman's birthday,
...she did a little dance.
(Mon 7th Jul 2003, 22:29, More)
...she did a little dance.
(Mon 7th Jul 2003, 22:29, More)
Bugger - look what's in there. Let's just find another pub.
Click for a bigger cock, geddit?
(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 23:45, More)
Click for a bigger cock, geddit?
(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 23:45, More)
Sometimes, Dave wondered why he even bothered.
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[edit]And now I have to dash out for dinner - gah! See you all later.
(Fri 4th Apr 2003, 20:24, More)
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[edit]And now I have to dash out for dinner - gah! See you all later.
(Fri 4th Apr 2003, 20:24, More)
REACH! For the stars...
...Gosh, Bradley's looking a bit better these days, isn't he?
(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 14:11, More)
...Gosh, Bradley's looking a bit better these days, isn't he?
(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 14:11, More)
As he swung in the breeze, Denis pondered how the fuck he'd got into this mess.
With apologies to Mr B Alive for nicking his pussacat.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 19:47, More)
With apologies to Mr B Alive for nicking his pussacat.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 19:47, More)
All at once, Mac realised he was too old for this game.
Click for biggie before Dr. Phil yells at us again
(Wed 19th Mar 2003, 20:45, More)
Click for biggie before Dr. Phil yells at us again
(Wed 19th Mar 2003, 20:45, More)
I fancied a change from kittens.
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"And then I said to her..."
"No! She never!"
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 20:39, More)
clicky for full effect
"And then I said to her..."
"No! She never!"
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 20:39, More)
Mmm, I can't wait for summer.
I love icecream.
This one's seafood flavour. S'got real prawn bits in, too.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 18:14, More)
I love icecream.
This one's seafood flavour. S'got real prawn bits in, too.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 18:14, More)
right, you guuuuuuuyyyyyyyys...
I'm 'shopping a fancy kitten in jewellery which I intend to get printed onto some fabric and put on a handbag/shopper sort of thing. They're selling this sort of thing in shops these days and I thought fuck that, I'll make my own.
Trouble is I don't know if I haven't already gone too far... suggestions please?
Click for biggie
(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 19:23, More)
I'm 'shopping a fancy kitten in jewellery which I intend to get printed onto some fabric and put on a handbag/shopper sort of thing. They're selling this sort of thing in shops these days and I thought fuck that, I'll make my own.
Trouble is I don't know if I haven't already gone too far... suggestions please?
Click for biggie
(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 19:23, More)
I YAM THE MEW-SIC MAN
I COME FROM FAR A-WAY-HEY...
Bloody hell, all that effort for a small lame pun.
(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 12:16, More)
I COME FROM FAR A-WAY-HEY...
Bloody hell, all that effort for a small lame pun.
(Sun 2nd Mar 2003, 12:16, More)
Thank you sir
How's THIS for speedy shoppin'!
clicky for big (legible text on the notepad, basically...)
"If I juss walk in a nice shtraight line, the kind mister pleeshman will lemme go home..."
(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 22:16, More)
How's THIS for speedy shoppin'!
clicky for big (legible text on the notepad, basically...)
"If I juss walk in a nice shtraight line, the kind mister pleeshman will lemme go home..."
(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 22:16, More)
I say,
what's a nice young Loris like you...
...doing in a place like this?
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 21:53, More)
what's a nice young Loris like you...
...doing in a place like this?
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 21:53, More)
Chinchillery, chinchillery chin-chin chereee
Chinchillas are lucky as lucky can beee!
"Mornin' Missus, got any chimbleys need sweepin'?"
(Fri 10th Jan 2003, 23:55, More)
Chinchillas are lucky as lucky can beee!
"Mornin' Missus, got any chimbleys need sweepin'?"
(Fri 10th Jan 2003, 23:55, More)
I dunno.
If you want something 'shopping...
...you've got to shop it yourself!
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 20:53, More)
If you want something 'shopping...
...you've got to shop it yourself!
(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 20:53, More)
Little Andrei couldn't quite understand
Why he felt such a compulsion to let the hamsters out and take the top off the fish tank...
(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 20:25, More)
Why he felt such a compulsion to let the hamsters out and take the top off the fish tank...
(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 20:25, More)
Here goes my last, best hope for ever winning a competition:
Claudia and Flopsy are very much in love...
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:01, More)
Claudia and Flopsy are very much in love...
(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 22:01, More)
may I point out
that that took him a whole 10 minutes to produce.
I on the other hand have been slaving away on my challenge entry for SOME HOURS, and this is what I have:
I'll post it again (without starting a new thread, naturally) on Monday, and enter it then. I might fiddle with it a bit more before that, 'cos let's face it - for the time I've spent on it, it Could Be Better.
(Sun 21st Jul 2002, 0:38, More)
that that took him a whole 10 minutes to produce.
I on the other hand have been slaving away on my challenge entry for SOME HOURS, and this is what I have:
I'll post it again (without starting a new thread, naturally) on Monday, and enter it then. I might fiddle with it a bit more before that, 'cos let's face it - for the time I've spent on it, it Could Be Better.
(Sun 21st Jul 2002, 0:38, More)
I don't feel very well today...
... I think I'll go back to bed now.
(Tue 2nd Jul 2002, 13:28, More)
... I think I'll go back to bed now.
(Tue 2nd Jul 2002, 13:28, More)
Ahhh... I think I've got it now.
this is my imaginary friend. It tells me to buy shoes and clothes and makeup and wine and cigarettes even when I have no money...
At least, I think it's my friend.
(Sun 14th Apr 2002, 18:09, More)
this is my imaginary friend. It tells me to buy shoes and clothes and makeup and wine and cigarettes even when I have no money...
At least, I think it's my friend.
(Sun 14th Apr 2002, 18:09, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Pure Ignorance
Hmm.
I was in the Natural History Museum in London, looking at the Dinosaurs, when I overheard an American (yes, again) gentleman pointing at one in an attempt to educate his spawn.
"You see that? You're descended from one of them!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 1:06, More)
Hmm.
I was in the Natural History Museum in London, looking at the Dinosaurs, when I overheard an American (yes, again) gentleman pointing at one in an attempt to educate his spawn.
"You see that? You're descended from one of them!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 1:06, More)
» Irrational Fears
Bathroom mirrors. I used to be terrified of them, but
I'm trying to overcome it with ever-increasing success. I think it stems from crappy horror movies. Something always happens to the (often nekkid and thus unable to run) girl in the bathroom, and often for a "clever" camera angle they'll show it through the bathroom mirror. Candyman, candyman, etc.
This fear manifests itself in two ways: I have to try not to blink if I catch sight of myself in the mirror ('cos then the director will "cut" to the scary thing behind me when I open my eyes) and I have to leave a "nice" face in the mirror (to try to persuade it not to get me next time).
[edit]Also, Mullet Over is right - Daddy-long-leggeses are terrifying.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 20:02, More)
Bathroom mirrors. I used to be terrified of them, but
I'm trying to overcome it with ever-increasing success. I think it stems from crappy horror movies. Something always happens to the (often nekkid and thus unable to run) girl in the bathroom, and often for a "clever" camera angle they'll show it through the bathroom mirror. Candyman, candyman, etc.
This fear manifests itself in two ways: I have to try not to blink if I catch sight of myself in the mirror ('cos then the director will "cut" to the scary thing behind me when I open my eyes) and I have to leave a "nice" face in the mirror (to try to persuade it not to get me next time).
[edit]Also, Mullet Over is right - Daddy-long-leggeses are terrifying.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 20:02, More)