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# Your textual interpretation of a French accent would almost fool a native French speaker into thinking you're actually speaking French
To fool Dutch speakers, all I have to do is try to dislodge a tomato skin from the back of my soft palate.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Haha - don't they have 916 different words for wood?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# now breaks my wooden shoe!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# wooden shoe rather do something more constructive
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# GAH INVISIBLE FLY ON MY NOSE
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# i should kill you for such a bad pun
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# She must be huge...
There's a helicopter landing pad on her chest!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# it already landed it's hayden under her boobs
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)