Next time you belch you will get heartburn
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:06,
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If you ever want to annoy a kid with hiccoughs, offer them a quid if they do it again.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:13,
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