The wallpaper would be made of meat.
Raw, dripping meat.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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I'll try my best, damn it!
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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Bring on the bacon!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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I can only whizz up 1kg of offcuts at a time
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:22,
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