Nicely done. Puts me in mind of the tobacconist sketch from Paul Merton:
'What do you have in the way of cigars?'
'Nothing, they're right there, look!'
('What do you have in the way of cigars?'
'Nothing, they're right there, look!'
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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