Screw it, I'm having a beer now.
I intend to be drunk as a hobo stoat by the time everyone gets here.
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Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sat 21 Jan 2012, 18:47,
archived)
I recently came up with "hung like an Edwardian barometer"
I was first with that, if you hear it again.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 21 Jan 2012, 20:00,
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