how about...
'aaah that was surprisingly easy to masturbate too, and oddly enough the last thing that went through my mind was glue... *wipes*' ??
She is a church goer, this should go down well right??!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:06,
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Do it.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 22 Jan 2012, 13:09,
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