I imagine it'd be with one of those tennis rackets an electrical current going through it.'HEY LI-'BZZZACK!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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i LOVE those things!used to whap my ex across the arse with one for giggles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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They're a brilliant way to wake people up.I shall have to replace mine, it's broken :(
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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poundland still do themi may get 2 for electric racket fights
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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Excellent :D I wonder if they're as powerful as the one I had.Really fucking stung, providing the batteries were good enough.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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they make one hell of a crack Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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I can imagine! I'll have to look for one next time I'm out.I miss having an electrified tennis racket to twat people with.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31,
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i've got a hand on a stickfor scratching my back with. best one euro i ever spent! great for getting the remote, swiping my lighter across the table and moving countless other things towards me when i can't be arsed moving
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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I need something like that.My auntie used to have a really long pole with a grabbing claw on the end. I could do with hunting one down, because I'm a lazy bastard. XD
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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got mine in spainhmm, time to go home, i think.
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Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14,
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