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Well I said I'd draw my fox character thingy with a sword...

I was going to add a background to this... I still might do when I have the time. What do you reckon?

Oh, and also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4o3EMdYaKw
Because the soundtrack for Ocarina of Time is fucking awesome.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)

I've just added a background of my milky jizz

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)

it's zelda-related, so i like it

just don't add navi, that floating ball of twinkly annoyance does my tits right in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! etc.

And then right at the end she won't lock on any targets for you. Yeah, thanks a shit-load. -_-

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)

there should be a "kill navi" option

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)

I imagine it'd be with one of those tennis rackets an electrical current going through it.

"HEY LI-"BZZZACK!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)

i LOVE those things!

used to whap my ex across the arse with one for giggles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)

They're a brilliant way to wake people up.

I shall have to replace mine, it's broken :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)

poundland still do them

i may get 2 for electric racket fights

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)

Excellent :D I wonder if they're as powerful as the one I had.

Really fucking stung, providing the batteries were good enough.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)

they make one hell of a crack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)

I can imagine! I'll have to look for one next time I'm out.

I miss having an electrified tennis racket to twat people with.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)

i've got a hand on a stick

for scratching my back with. best one euro i ever spent! great for getting the remote, swiping my lighter across the table and moving countless other things towards me when i can't be arsed moving

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)

I need something like that.

My auntie used to have a really long pole with a grabbing claw on the end. I could do with hunting one down, because I'm a lazy bastard. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)

got mine in spain

hmm, time to go home, i think.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

Alright :D Toodle-pip!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)

I must object.

Right at the end in the fight versus Ganon, she tries EXTRA hard.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)

And then HAMMAR SMASH!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)

i told you, i'm off the booze!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)

I don mememeber thou tellin me yat.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)

well, i am

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)

Fucking hell a pisshit make it more Australian

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)

If it helps any, I was thinking of drinking Foster's whilst drawing this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)

victoria bitter

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)

Jesus christ fuck

Backnoggin brands to chunderbrunch

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)

Pig's Arse!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)

pissweak mickranny when those morning stracks get in there

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)

well that stands out like the dog's balls

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)

kangaroos with tits, mate

there's a market for that

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)

shove that in your pouch and smoke it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)

new pc smashy?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)

no, at the parents' house

drinking their coffee and eating lychees

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)

bleurgh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)

lychees are lovely!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)

yeah, but they're really not though, are they, really?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)

yes they are

there's none left here, i've eaten them all and a jaffa cake bar

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)

sounds like a public service for which you should be commended

nobody should eat lychees. don't you imagine it's like eating eyeballs

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)

i've just said that to my mother

i still like them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)

I'll let Drimble or Moggy take care of that one.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)

Shit, I missed a trick there.

Still, koalas is fairly Oceanic

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)

I'm surprised you haven't had a go at platypuses... or platypi, or whatever the plural is. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)

Was considering pandas for P, but I think this deserves a vote

What should the next badly-drawn yiff-fest feature?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)

Panthers, Pigs, Pigmy Hippos

Porcupines, the list goes on.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)

Cor, letter P orgy.

Seriously though: furry things only. I have standards.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

Puss moth

pilose pig
pelurious python
Phascolarctos cinereus
Plagiaulacid

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)

Paca
Pacific Parrotlet
Paddlefish
palomino (horse breed)
panda
Pangolin
Panther
Papillon
papilon (type of dog)
Parakeet
Pardalote (bird)
Pardel lynx
parrot
Partridge
Peacock
Peafowl
Pea Hen
Peccary
Peewit (bird)
Pekingese
Pelican
Penguin
penguin
Perch (fish)
Peregrine falcon
Petrel
Pewee
Pewit (bird)
Phalarope
Pharaoh hound
Pheasant
Pidores (very rare Egyptian worm)
Pig
Pigeon
Piglet
Pika
pike (a fish)
Pilchard
Pine marten
Pinniped
Pintail
Pipistrelle
Pipit
Piranha
Pit bull
Pitta (bird)
Plain squeaker
Plankton
platypus
Plover
Polar bear
Polecat
Polliwog (tadpole)
Polyp
Pomeranian
Pony
Poodle
Porcupine
Porpoise
Portuguese man of war
Possum
Potoroo
Prairie dog
Prawn
Praying Mantis
Primate,
Pronghorn
Ptarmigan
Puffer fish
Puffin
Puffin,
Pug (dog)
Puli (dog)
Pullet (young hen)
puma
Pup fish
Puppy
Purple marten
pussycat
pygmy angelfish
pygmy bat
pygmy brocket (deer)
pygmy chameleon
pygmy elephant (Borneo)
pygmy falcon
pygmy hedgehog
pygmy king brown snake
pygmy kingfisher
pygmy loris
pygmy marmoset
pygmy nuthatch
pygmy octopus
pygmy owl
pygmy rabbit
pygmy rattlesnake (Barbour's)
pygmy seahorse (see the link below)
pygmy shrew
Python

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)

Do the paca

"In Belize, it is referred to as a 'gibnut,' and considered a delicacy."

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)

definitely platties

pandas can't stab you with a poisonous spike, can they?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)

If they can get a hold of one, totally.

One panda wiped out my family's entire village with one poisonous spike.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)

you're talking about those rogue pandas

that steal poisonous spikes off the platypussies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)

Probably was a rogue panda. Bastards, they really are.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)

that really is a rogue panda

he's stolen billy connolly's hair!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)

Tell ya what... while we're on the subject, has anyone got any requests, involving my fox character?

Nothing gross, though, like felching Bovril out of a yak's arse, or something. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)

A spacesuit-wearing fox bent over an anvil, being hammered into a horseshoe shape by a menhir-shaped phallus being wielded by Obelix who is wearing waders and nothing else.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)

*takes notes* Intriguing...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)

^this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)

I've actually drawn up a rough already.

This is going to be one of those pictures where, a few months down the line, I'll wonder why I drew it. XD

Dunno when it'll be done, but stay sharp.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)

\o/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)

I'm always open for more suggestions, by the way.

If I don't end up drawing something any of you have suggested, at least expect something inspired by it. ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)

your fox character has gone for a smear test

the gynaecologist is none other than 80s wrestling badboy Giant Haystacks. The big man is surprisingly gentle with the speculum, but less so with the enormous, 7 speed, multi-ended fucking machine.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)

and what was his phone number?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)

Wrestlers moonlighting as gynaecologists? Whatever next?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)