Linda's sausages taste like sawdust
and I wouldn't want one in my ear.
Veggie frankfurters taste pretty much like meaty ones, but mainly because there is about 0.001% meat in the average Frank so leaving it out is not much of a loss.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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