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(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha, the great thing about Quorn is....
You can save yourself loads of cooking time and energy by, just not bothering and putting it straight in the bin, and make yourself a sandwich to start with...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# a sandwich out of real meat too
with flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Toooooo right there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# infact, fuck it
let's slaughter a few baby seals

it's winter, man

it's cold!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# That sounds like more fun than the government advice of drinking plenty of hot fluids....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# eek! hot fluids!
you could get burned!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Alcohol sounds safer..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# "If meat is murder, is Quorn wasting police time?"
© Armando Iannucci
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Quorn is just a waste of anyones time!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Quorn murders rainforests!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ban this sick filth now!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *makes self into a sandwich
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Don't stingey with the filling.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# OOOO BURN!
and fuck my stupid internet connection, bah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# erm
the fake chicken slices are quite nice



yeah? well carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# the shit eating cunt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# 'kin ell
fastest FP EVER
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# That's a mistake, surely?
It's not even on the popular page. This place is weird.
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# 'orrible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :(
won't invite you round for dinner then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's the texture, not the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# What do vegitarian maggots eat?
Linda McCartney.
That joke doesn't work as she was cremated...I say cremated, someone left her in the oven too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# His next wife came preinstalled with kindling......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Heather Mills won £25million in the divorce
but she's a woman she'll only spend it on
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# *gets an attack of coffee splurted out through the nostrils*
LOL
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Is it veggie-bashing night?
Quorn isn't horrible, just not very similar to meat. As most veggies don't like meat, that isn't generally a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I love meat, but also really love proper veggie dishes too.....
But why spoil proper lovely veggie dishes with something as revolting as quorn? it's not meat and meat eaters hate it, and it just spoils lovely veggie dishes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I haven't had it for years, but I like it.
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# this is how I put it, usually
meat's delicious, but that has nothing to do with why I don't eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I quite like it
but I think of it as a way of making vegetables filling.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# As a veggie
I don't eat meat or things moulded to look like meat i.e. Quorn. I eat veggies and other plants.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# heehee
funnyname
(1.618..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Quorn isn't marketed at vegetarians, it's for meat-reducers, slimmers and fussy teenage girls
I've been veggie 20 years, have never touched Quorn and don't have any veggie friends who eat it.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I used to ear Linda McCartney sausages
then I got one of the haunted packs they tried to recall :(
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Linda's sausages taste like sawdust
and I wouldn't want one in my ear.

Veggie frankfurters taste pretty much like meaty ones, but mainly because there is about 0.001% meat in the average Frank so leaving it out is not much of a loss.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Before I saw the Quorn packet
I thought it was going to be about Kisses on the Bottom
(Tont, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# It sort of is
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
# I'm confused?
Is he eating it, or just been sick from eating it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Neither necessarily
just rolling in it, gettin messy
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Snorting it?
Twice? Both ends?
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# pfffttt
just the way i like to see that numpty..... Paul I shall never forgive you making my life hell for a few days.... I slap thee
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)